The Pursuit of Maturity
March 2012
45 posts
Who's a Fuzzy Buddy?
The album I’ve been waiting over 5 years for by the band you’ve been waiting for your entire life!!!
“This band will be on the cover of The Guardian, NME and Spin in 2013 …” - Everett True
The Bastards of Fate are:
Doug Cheatwood - vox, guitar
Camellia Delk - vox, synth, violin, viola
Benji Pugh - guitar
Jason Wellz - bass
Doug Shelor - drums, sampler
Idara Aquaowo, Ashley Jones, Katie Layman, Megan Stolz, and Jennifer Eaton are The Bitches of Destiny (“gospel singers”). Austin Alderman played alto sax. Heidi Garrabrant played flute. Megan Glassman played clarinet. John Thompson played lap steel. Bentley Alderman, Scott Baldwin, Jamie Booker, Sam Clifton, Geoff Conley, Zach Gilbertson, Megan Glassman, Sam Lunsford, Marshall Hicks, Seanmichael Poff, Robert Capper, and Joe Jack Talcum provided additional vocals. Kent Moore did photography. Doug Cheatwood did artwork, w/ assist by Bethany Mensink. “Who’s a Fuzzy Buddy?” was recorded by John Thompson. It was mixed and mastered by Doug Cheatwood. Additional mastering for vinyl compatibility was done by Jason NeSmith at Bel Air Studios. All words by Doug Cheatwood. All music by The Bastards of Fate. All selections published by Keekers Party Time! Music (ASCAP) and Copyright The Bastards of Fate 2011.
So, Henry (age 8) asks me about the Human Centipede
- Henry: I've wanted to know what it is for a YEAR. A YEAR.
- Me: You don't want to know. I wish I didn't know.
- Henry: I need to know.
- Me: Fine. This guy kidnaps these people and then sews their mouths to each other's buttholes.
- Henry: (pulls a really weird face, I've never seen this face on him) What? What do you mean? That guy is crazy.
- Me: He has three people. The ones with the mouths on the buttholes eat the poop until they die.
- Henry: You've seen this.
- Me: No. Gross.
- Henry: Okay, so if there are 3 guys then what guy would you want to be? I'd want to be the first guy.
- Me: Me too.
- Henry: It sounds like a comedy.
Transfer me to the Internet, Please.
- Female customer on Phone: I'd like to buy tickets online for tomorrow.
- Me: Sure! You can get them through Brownpapertickets.com!
- Customer: Can you transfer me?
- Me: I cannot transfer you to the Internet, Miss, but I can give you their phone number if you'd like!
Going Biblical during a phone call with a customer just now...
- Elderly Woman calling my job on the phone just now: "What's your name?"
- Me: Jacob
- Her: WHat?
- Me: Jacob
- Her: Chris?
- Me: No... I don't know where you got THAT from... it's Jacob... son of Isaac, grandson of Abraham, father of Jacob. I'm the guy who wrestled the angel and became Israel.
- She got it after that
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