• Elderly Woman calling my job on the phone just now: "What's your name?"
  • Me: Jacob
  • Her: WHat?
  • Me: Jacob
  • Her: Chris?
  • Me: No... I don't know where you got THAT from... it's Jacob... son of Isaac, grandson of Abraham, father of Jacob. I'm the guy who wrestled the angel and became Israel.
  • She got it after that