I wrote this sketch for the new PB & J Comedy Podcast that launches in its 55 minute entirety tomorrow!
Captain Picard is excited to use the ships’s new food replicator. But what happens when his coveted Earl Grey Tea doesn’t quite come out the way he expected?!
Star Trek into Dorkness as PB&J try some “Earl Grey with Number One”.
Engage!
While waiting for a train at Penn Station, you have three options, none of them particularly good. 1) The Main Ticketing Area/Waiting Room: an over-crowded cesspool of couples/families fighting, cops walking around, people begging for change, meatheads drinking large, domestic beers out of cans and kindly giving a preview of how obnoxious they’ll be on the ride itself.
2) The middle area in front of K-Mart: where people seeking to avoid the drawbacks of option #1 instead become part of the problem, blocking traffic along the concourse and threatening to trample the clueless passengers who are simply looking to see what track their train is departing from.
3) The rear area next to the Florist and the Auntie Anne’s: It’s by far the least crowded, but the ancient CRT screens are slow to update with track information and you’re forced to suffer the almost-eternally present croonings of that tuneless, tone-deaf karaoke guy who thinks he’s Sammy Davis jr.
The abject awfulness of these 3 options is compounded by the realization that you are traveling back to Long Island of all places. Sigh.
“Listen up. Carvel ‘bout to say some words.”
Key and Peele The Gangstar Cries (by KeyandPeeleOffical)
Source: youtube.com
Hey, Doctor Who fans! Are you heartbroken about the Ponds’ departure from the show? Turn that sad into glad with an audio sketch I wrote for the PB&J Comedy Podcast!
We’re missing The Ponds already. Here’s our Doctor Who sketch from The PB&J Comedy Podcast.
(via fyeahpbandjcomedy)
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The new episode is now up! For you sci-fi fans out there, I wrote a Doctor Who parody for this ;)
Source: fyeahpbandjcomedyThe PB&J Comedy Podcast Episode #7 “PB&J Do Crime!”Crime doesn’t pay. And neither does making free internet comedy podcast. But we don’t do it for the money, we do it for the funny (eck!). In this episode of the PB&J Comedy Podcast, we cover crime the only way PB and J can…hilariously! So we wack the funny bone of stealing, tickle the feet of drug use, and whoopie cushion the seat of murder! Enjoy yourself…and don’t break the law!Catch up with all previous episodes of The PB&J Comedy Podcast with Pete Bune and Jaime Fernandez here:
http://pbandjcomedy.podomatic.com/
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